my brain: my name is zak bagans..lead investigator of the ghost adventures crew….i never believed in ghosts until i came face 2 face with one……(u wanted us, u got us) so i set out on a quest to capture what i once saw onto video…….(go! go!) with no big camera crews following us around…i am joined only by my fellow investigators nick groff & aaron goodwin……..the 3 of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations…where we will spend an entire night being locked down from dusk…………………until dawn….(u have reached ur final destination — hell.) raw…..(stop!!!) extreme……..(holy *bleep* ! stop! stop runniNg!!!) these r our ghost adventures……………
if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do
